Area 407, which was called tape 407 at frightfest is another found footage film, as we all know some are good (rec, evidence, cannibal holocaust) and some are just fucking dire, this is one, if not the worst, of the dire ones. the poster states that the plane crash was just the beginning. within 5 minutes of the plane crashing you will wish they had all died. there is no script, no real actors, the cinematography is crap, the fx are really crap and the payoff is just soooo stupid its almost watching the whole film so you can have a laugh. and the dinosaur thats killing them off is either a plastic head on a pole or a cgi creation seemingly composited by a gang of drugged up 3 year olds. god i hated this film. please dont watch it.
BLOOD/VIOLENCE - 1/5 - some tomato sauce splashed at the actors
SEX/NUDITY - 0/5 - theres no way the budget of this was going to pay someone enough to take their clothes off.
SCARES - 0/5 - i have eaten scarier salads
FILM - 1/5 - utter crap throughout, the ending almost makes it a comedy, dont bother
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