Thursday 7 June 2012

Piranha 3DD 2012

Now, all i wanted from this film is killer fish and tits. Alas not as much of either as in the first film (or 2nd remake, whichever way you want to look at it). but it does have killer fish decapitating children, and one guy gets one stuck in his arse. and there is a 30 second 3d breast montage, which kinda covers the tits. so exactly what i required. oh and theres a sort of story about a water park and david hasselhof rocks.

BLOOD/VIOLENCE - 4/5 - killer fish carnage
SEX/NUDITY - 4/5 - er tits
SCARES - 1/5 - no scares just fish

FILM - 3/5 - good, just not as good as the last one.

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