british low budget horror films, some great, others really really bad. so bad you have to watch all the way through with your mouth open. a bit like watching a car crash unfold in slow motion but with crap acting and no gore. this film really does take bad writing to a whole new level, although it has got luke skywalker in it. so the story, which is ripped from an old tv movie starring 'the shat' (kirk) called terror at 37000 feet, goes along the lines of 8 people on a passanger jet, same jet is transporting a haunted vase which has the ability to turn people into nut jobs, the people start dying, no ones flying the plane, someones trying to steal the vase cos its worth loads, blah blah blah. sticking a bit of piano at the end doesnt make it meaningful either. watch this to fully understand how not to write, direct and shoot an absolute waste of time.
BLOOD/VIOLENCE - 2/5 - someone smashes their own head in on a box
SEX/NUDITY - 2/5 - sex in the plane toilets
SCARES - 0/5 - er no.
FILM - 1/5 - watch it, i dare you.
No comments:
Post a Comment